Short Blonde Jokes For The Best In Stand Up Comedy
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Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat”.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is? A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How does a blonde spell ‘farm’? A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”? A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
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